THE BLACKLIST
20 Coaches. Zero Closers. And the $2MM Neural Strike They Tried to Bury Alive.
They can cancel me.
But I already won.
I buried the old playbook in an unmarked grave.
I’m the Mayor of B2B.
I’m the John Wick of Cold Calls.
And I built something no coach dares talk about—because it actually works.
Let’s make one thing brutally clear:
I never asked to be liked.
I’m not here to “build community.”
I’m not here for retweets, Slack invites, or Canva aesthetic posts.
I’m here to burn the sales coaching cartel to the f*ing ground.
Because it’s fake.
It’s rigged.
And it’s run by people who never sold sh*t.
Start with this:
• I’ve been blackmailed for Bitcoin
• I’ve received death threats
• Workshops—cancelled
• Podcasts—pulled
• My name—scrubbed from enablement Slack groups like it’s Voldemort
They’re whispering lies.
Accusing me of everything but murder.
(And hey, if Diddy did it, maybe I did too.)
But if I kill anything—it’s weak frameworks.
Why?
Because I built something they can’t replicate.
A system trained in blood.
Something that invalidates every cohort, carousel, and content hack they ever sold you.
I don’t have a cute backstory.
I have a classified file.
I sold SaaS for 20 years.
Salesforce. LinkedIn. 13 Startups.
Carried quotas on 4 continents.
Closed 6- and 7-figure deals in boardrooms and basements.
I pitched billionaires. I cold-called VCs. I got kicked out of buildings and closed them anyway.
My father?
A notorious white-collar criminal.
Assassinated.
So no—I don’t sell for money.
I’d pay to do what I do.
This is vengeance. Legacy. And war.
I don’t “post.”
I provoke.
I don’t “teach.”
I weaponize.
I built Cold Call ALGO—the first AI-powered neural strike protocol for outbound.
I built The JMM™—a methodology that’s now driven over $1B in closed-won revenue.
I make closers.
I make killers.
And the industry hates me for it.
Let’s name the cartel. Loudly. Finally. Publicly.
Justin Welsh – Built a content cult for people who’ve never sold. If he was any further from the field, he’d be in HR. Taught 500,000 solopreneurs how to post—taught zero reps how to close.
Jeb Blount – Prospecting prophet of pain. Published a bookshelf. Burned out a generation. If “just do more” was a strategy, he’d own Salesforce by now.
Keenan – GAP Selling? More like GAP Screaming. Shouts like a closer, sells like a consultant. Big hat energy, small deal velocity.
Chris Walker – The podcast pope of pipeline-free revenue. Built a RevOps religion from a marketing pew. Never sold. Never coached. Never closed. But always content.
Josh Braun – Sales’ favorite metaphysicist. Drops dopamine and dopamine only. When the CFO pushes back? Josh disappears like budget in Q4.
Ryan Reisert – “Math of Sales” monk. But where’s the math behind the millions? Built his brand on cold connect noise. Where are the closers?
Chris Orlob – Gong’s avatar of “insight.” Great haircut, zero headcount led. Sold analysis of sales without ever leading a team through one.
Jared Robin – Co-founded RevGenius, not revenue. Master of Slack. Emperor of hype. Platform playbook with no pipeline page.
Morgan Ingram – The tone technician. TEDx-level delivery, SDR-level depth. Can inspire a room—but not close it.
Giulio Segantini – The Ferragamo philosopher. Luxe outfits. Empty frameworks. Big on mindset. Invisible on metrics. Where are the wins?
Becc Holland – Built a movement on personalization—while AI ate her lunch. Her playbooks get beat daily by 20-year-olds using ChatGPT and grit.
Jason Bay – Cold call sensei who never shows calls. Coaches reps to “embrace rejection” while avoiding it himself. Flawless delivery. Zero documentation.
Jake Dunlap – Fractional CRO? More like fractional influence. Built a carousel career off slides, not sales teams. Where are the unicorns?
Nick Cegelski – Podcast performance artist. Says all the right things—until it’s time to lead a team. Good mic. No motion.
Devin Reed – Sales scientist with no lab. Smooth speaker. Zero proof of impact beyond slides. Great at storytelling. Never tested in the field.
Will Allred – Email prince of performance-free coaching. Cold on calls. Cold on closers. Ghosts the phone like it owes him money.
Belal Batrawy – Evangelist of the echo chamber. Motivates reps right up until the live demo. After that? Radio silence.
James Buckley (Saywhatsales) – Conference hype man. Brings energy to the expo hall—and exits when quota gets mentioned. Mascot over mentor.
Armand Farrokh – Took home $150K. Built a business worth $15. Went viral with tactics, not track records. Instagram over impact.
Tom Slocum – Cold call champion… of theory. No videos. No proof. No killers minted. Just recycled tips and ring-light hustle.
Extra Credit:
Ronen Pesar – If being funny closed pipeline, he’d run Oracle by now. But jokes don’t land when the buyer asks, “What’s the ROI?”
Jack Frimston – Smooth voice. Sharp mic. But what quota did he carry? Coaching from clips is still coaching without context.
These aren’t coaches. They’re content cosplayers.
They don’t bleed for reps. They bleed for reach.
You won’t find them in the trenches.
You’ll find them on stage, selling systems they never survived.
This isn’t personal.
It’s performance.
And they’re out of it.
And then there’s the apex predators of deception:
Russell Brunson. Alex Hormozi.
They didn’t build sales systems.
They built legalized pyramid schemes with prettier logos—and tricked broke founders into thanking them for the privilege.
If 99% of your buyers fail while you scale to $100MM…
You didn’t mentor them.
You harvested them.
Here’s the truth:
Sales coaching today is a pyramid of privilege, plagiarism, and platforms.
Built by people who never sold anything real.
Never cold called under pressure.
Never closed when their rent depended on it.
They talk about “authenticity” while ghostwriting every post.
They preach “ethics” while farming broke reps for Stripe revenue.
They scream “value”—and deliver Notion templates and generic call scripts.
They don’t want you to win.
They want you dependent.
You want the truth?
Only five coaches in the world cracked real 7-figure take-home from real client success:
• Aaron Ross – Respect. Wrote the outbound Bible.
• Scott Leese – Built closers. Built empires.
• Jamal Reimer – Quiet assassin. Closes $50MM deals like it’s chess.
• Ian Koniak – Built from the heart. Delivers real fire.
• Me – $2MM solo. No ads. No fluff. No team. Just results.
And I did in 2 years what took John Barrows 15.
No shade. Just legacy math.
I don’t do workshops. I do war rooms.
They hate me because they can’t explain me.
I didn’t “scale.” I struck.
I didn’t promote. I provoked.
They can’t match the speed.
Can’t replicate the impact.
Can’t survive the live-fire coaching I deliver daily.
So they do what weak people do when they’re exposed:
• Cancel
• Whisper
• Dox
• Smear
• Delete
And yet…
Here I am.
Still here.
Still dangerous.
Still whispering into the cracks of their empire.
Because ColdCallALGO.com is spreading like a virus in closed-door Slack threads and WhatsApp groups they can’t moderate.
No funnel. No retargeting. No follow-up.
Just a book so banned, blacklisted, and feared it’s being read behind paywalls and passed around like contraband.
And to the fake coaches reading this:
You know I’m talking about you.
Let’s go live.
Compare income.
Compare client wins.
Compare real-world skill.
But you won’t.
Because you don’t teach sales.
You teach coping mechanisms for people who never wanted to sell in the first place.
You can cancel me.
You can call me toxic.
You can call me dangerous.
Just spell my name right.
Because if one rep reads this… rewires their strategy… and burns your funnel to the ground—
I win.
Your empire dies screaming.
And when they ask who lit the match?
Tell them… Wick is back.
ColdCallALGO.com
Don’t read it unless you’re ready to delete every course you’ve ever bought and become ungovernable.
This is AAAAAHHHHHH. Too good to keep private 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌